28 September 2008

A Leave of Absence

So, I'm doing a residency at the Vermont Studio Center for the next month. Ostensibly, I'll be doing some "real" writing. Please, please, please take Mary out for burritos. She needs them like hemophiliacs need blood transfusions.

Mary will be accepting applications for Cortney proxies.

Requirements:

1. You must like Mary.

2. You must not throw up after eating burritos. You don't have to love burritos, you just have to tolerate them.

3. You must be up for any burrito-related adventure, good or bad.

4. You must be willing to review wherever Mary makes you eat. You can be completely subjective, have completely arbitrary criteria, or be copmpletely scattered about it, but you gotta write something.

2 comments:

. said...

Either nobody likes me or nobody reads our blog. Or possibly both? I bet both.

Cortney said...

No, it's just the blog.